Trump or Harris: What’s Next for Australia?

As the dust settles from the latest US election, all eyes turn to Australia. The stakes are high: a Trump victory or a Kamala Harris presidency could redefine our relationship with the United States. Let’s break it down like a cheap motel room door on a Friday night.

Populism on the Rise: The Global Backlash

Populism is the flavor of the decade, folks. Both the USA and Australia are feeling the heat as the elites strut their stuff while the common folk are left fuming. The Guardian points out that this special access for the privileged few is stirring a backlash that’s hard to ignore. It’s like watching a soap opera where the rich keep getting richer while everyone else is left holding the bag.

What Does a Trump Presidency Mean for Oz?

Now, let’s get to the meat of the matter. A piece from The Australian argues that a Trump presidency might actually be the better option for Australia. The reasoning? Simple. Trump’s policies are often tailored to bolster American interests, and, in a twisted way, that can trickle down positively for us. It’s like the dog that catches the car but doesn’t know what to do with it. But hey, at least it’s a ride!

Harris: The Economic Sweetheart?

On the flip side, let’s not forget about Kamala Harris. An open letter from Livewire Markets endorsed her economic policies—signed by a whopping 23 Nobel Prize-winning economists. But let's be real, economic policies don’t mean squat if they don’t resonate with the average Aussie. Will she be the queen of the economy or just another politician with a shiny degree?

The Relationship Tango: Trump vs. Harris

Relationships matter, folks. And the personal dynamics between leaders can shift the tides. The Conversation suggests that if Trump and Albanese meet, expect some awkward small talk and a lot of side-eye. But with Harris, we might see a more cordial diplomatic dance. However, cordial doesn’t always mean fruitful.

Tony Abbott and the Conservative Chorus

Even Tony Abbott, former PM and notorious conservative, is singing Trump’s praises. According to AFR, the critics can moan all they like about Trump’s potential return to the Oval Office, but Abbott believes it’s not the end of the world for Australia. In fact, it might just be a new beginning—like a bad relationship that turns into a great sitcom.

Future Relations: Beyond the Election

Regardless of who wins, the US-Australia relationship will adapt. Eden Magnet points out that the new president won't drastically change our ties, but the way other nations interact with Australia could shift dramatically. Think of it as a game of chess where the knight suddenly becomes a queen. Strategic maneuvers ahead!

The Bottom Line: Who’s Your Pick?

So, in the grand scheme of things, which presidency would you rather have? A chaotic whirlwind of Trump’s unpredictable antics or the polished but potentially corporate-friendly Harris? The choice is yours, but don’t forget to consider how it affects not just America but our very own land down under.

RADIOROGUE