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Netflix's Latest Romance: A Hot Mess or a Hidden Gem?
So, 'Lonely Planet' is out, and let’s be real: it’s got Laura Dern and Liam Hemsworth, two heavyweights in their own right, but does that make it a must-watch? Spoiler alert: not really. Critics have been ripping into this muddled romance like it’s a piñata at a five-year-old's birthday party. The New York Times describes it as a flick “without much to say,” and honestly, that’s putting it mildly.
What’s the Plot? A Recipe for Clichés
Picture this: a writer (Dern) embarks on a journey to Morocco and meets a younger man (Hemsworth). It’s supposed to be a whirlwind romance that makes you root for love like you’re in a rom-com fever dream. But instead, it feels more like a bad Tinder date—awkward, a little cringeworthy, and definitely not what you signed up for. The Washington Post nails it when they say you’re expected to root for these two, but it’s tough when the script leaves you feeling as lost as a tourist without a map.
Laura Dern: The Queen of Keeping It Real
In a recent interview, Dern gushed about how lucky she felt working with Hemsworth, dubbing him “the safest person” to film sex scenes with. That’s sweet and all, but it also raises the question: if filming these scenes is so safe, why do they feel so damn awkward? E! Online covered this aspect, highlighting how Dern’s comfort level with Hemsworth didn’t translate into sizzling chemistry on screen. It’s like ordering a spicy dish and getting a bowl of lukewarm oatmeal instead.
Is 'Lonely Planet' Just Another Netflix Rom-Com?
Let’s be blunt—Netflix has mastered the art of the romantic drama, but with 'Lonely Planet,' they seem to be recycling old tropes. Roger Ebert’s review reminds us that this film shouldn't be confused with the travel guide. It’s like the Netflix version of a vacation gone wrong—sunburnt, overpriced, and filled with regret. The film barely scrapes the surface of what could have been an intriguing exploration of love across age gaps. Instead, it settles for tired clichés that leave you rolling your eyes.
Moroccan Scenery: The Only Real Star?
One redeeming aspect? The stunning Moroccan backdrop that might just steal the show. Deadline mentions the picturesque scenery that frames this romance, but even a beautiful vista can’t save a sinking ship. If you’re watching for the views, you might as well scroll through Instagram instead. At least you won't have to sit through awkward dialogue while doing it.
Dark Humor: Let's Get Real
So, what’s the takeaway? If you’re looking for a film that’ll make you swoon and sigh, keep scrolling. But if you’re in the mood for a good laugh at how far a film can fall short of its potential, grab your popcorn and dive in. Because sometimes, it’s more fun to watch a trainwreck than a romance that’s just...meh.
Final Thoughts: Should You Watch It?
In the end, 'Lonely Planet' might just be the perfect background noise for your next Netflix binge. You know the kind—while you’re folding laundry or pretending to work from home. But if you’re seeking heart-pounding romance and gripping storytelling, it might be time to look elsewhere. Just remember: not every star-studded film is a diamond in the rough; sometimes, it’s just a shiny turd.
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