Hurricane Milton: The Disney World Experience You Didn't Expect

So, Hurricane Milton came barreling through Florida like a drunken uncle at a family reunion, and what better place to ride out the storm than Disney World? That’s right, folks, while some folks were battening down the hatches at home, others took refuge in the magic kingdom. Because when life gives you hurricanes, you take your family to the happiest place on Earth!

Riding Out the Storm: Disney Style

Take, for instance, Annette Devlin and her daughter, who decided to hunker down at the Walt Disney Swan and Dolphin Hotel. Talk about a damn good choice! As the winds picked up and the rain started pouring, they were surrounded by Disney charm instead of the dreariness of their living room. The staff went above and beyond, keeping everyone calm and entertained. You can bet your ass they didn’t have to play Monopoly during the storm!

Disney's Resilience: Reopening After the Chaos

Fast forward to Friday, and Disney World, along with other Orlando theme parks like Universal and SeaWorld, announced they’d be reopening. Why? Because nothing keeps the magic down for long! After all, the show must go on, right? These parks don’t just close for any old storm; it takes a hurricane to keep Mickey locked up!

Houston Families Take Shelter at Disney

And let’s not forget the Houston families who rode out Hurricane Milton at Disney World. Who knew that the magical kingdom would become a hurricane bunker? But it makes sense—when you’re facing down a storm, why not do it in style, with a side of churros and Mickey ears? These families were living the dream while others were left to fend for themselves at home.

Families at Disney during Hurricane Milton

How Disney Handled the Storm

During the storm, Disney staff were on point, handling everything like pros. Guests were treated to discounts on rooms and meals, which is basically a hurricane party in disguise. Nothing says “We care” like cutting prices while you’re stuck indoors, right? Even in the chaos, Disney knows how to keep the magic alive, and let’s face it, a little storm can’t ruin a good time.

The Aftermath: Assessing the Damage

Once the storm passed, the parks were quick to assess the damage. Thankfully, reports indicated that Walt Disney World weathered the storm like a champ. The parks closed Wednesday and Thursday, but they were back in action by Friday. Talk about a quick recovery! If only my hangovers were that manageable.

Final Thoughts: A Wild Ride

Hurricane Milton may have been a bitch, but for those sheltering at Disney World, it turned into a wild ride filled with camaraderie, unexpected fun, and a hell of a story to tell. So, next time a hurricane rolls in, consider packing your bags for Disney. Who knows, you might end up with a magical experience that you’ll never forget—or at least a killer Instagram story.

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