Christmas, Santa Claus Parade Madness: The Most Wonderful Time of the Year!

The holidays are upon us, and if you live in or near Monticello, you know what that means: it’s time to embrace the festive chaos that is the annual Christmas festivities! Get ready to jingle all the way as we dive into the electrifying events scheduled for this December, including the highly anticipated Lighted Christmas Parade that’s sure to set your holiday spirit ablaze.

The Main Event: Monticello Lighted Christmas Parade

Mark your calendars because on Saturday, December 7 at 6 PM, downtown Monticello will transform into a winter wonderland. Sponsored by the Rotary Club, this parade is not just a parade; it’s a full-fledged festival of lights, laughter, and a little bit of holiday mischief! Expect floats that sparkle brighter than your ex’s excuses and a parade that will have you shouting, “Ho, ho, holy sh*t, look at that!”

Why You Can't Miss It

Picture this: festive floats, marching bands, and Santa himself, all weaving through the streets like a Christmas miracle on steroids. Grab your hot cocoa, put on your ugliest Christmas sweater, and prepare to be dazzled. The parade is a community celebration that brings people together—because what’s better than some good old-fashioned holiday cheer mixed with a bit of raucous revelry?

Kickoff with the Tree Lighting Ceremony

But wait, there’s more! The Town Tree Lighting is happening at the same time on Thursday at 6 PM. And listen, this isn’t just some boring old tree lighting—you’re not being put to sleep here, folks! This event is the kickoff to the holiday season, and it’s set to ignite the festivities in style. Bring your family, your friends, and anyone else you can convince to come along for a night filled with lights and laughter.

Christmas Tree Alley: A Magical Wonderland

As if that wasn’t enough to get your holiday juices flowing, the opening of Christmas Tree Alley will also be part of the festivities. Imagine walking through a corridor of glittering trees, each one more magnificent than the last, as the sweet smell of pine fills the air. It’s a photo op waiting to happen—so make sure your phone is charged because you’ll want to capture every magical moment!

More Events to Keep the Spirit Alive

Now, if you thought the parade and tree lighting were all that Monticello had to offer, think again! According to The News Journal, there are a slew of upcoming events that will keep you in the holiday spirit. From local markets to festive concerts, Monticello is pulling out all the stops to ensure this December is one for the books.

Gather Your Crew

So gather your crew, don your most ridiculous reindeer antlers, and prepare for a holiday season filled with joy, laughter, and just the right amount of holiday chaos. Because let’s be honest, if you’re not spilling your drink while trying to juggle your hot cocoa and a candy cane, are you even celebrating?

Final Thoughts

This December, Monticello is the place to be—where the lights shine brighter than your holiday hangover and the festivities are as endless as your aunt's stories about “the good old days.” Don’t miss out on the chance to create unforgettable memories with your loved ones. The Christmas spirit is alive and kicking, and it’s time for you to join the party!

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